Bedbugs

I picked a topic and will keep saying short blurbits about it until some group of people find out that bedbugs are real.  I have been asked a million of the same five questions over the past few months.

Here goes
 How do I get bedbugs?  I answer go where bedbugs live and bring one home.
How do I get rid of bedbugs?  Remove them from where you are.
Where do they come from?  Somewhere out there.
I am not a dirty person, why do I have bedbugs?  Well I give them a blank stare, walk over last years pile of laundry and then answer, dirty or cluttered what is the differnce.  You have bedbugs and you need to clean every item of clothing and place them in garbage bags...